This is a website that I came across via bigric, another local site. Via drop down combo boxes, it allows for you to formulate a mission statement for your ultimate evil plan. You can create your own plan for world domination by visiting the site yourself. Here is my master plan:

Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth
Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Incapacitate a Diplomat. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Demented Madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Destroy the Grand Canyon. This will cause countless hordes of the Undead to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Insanity, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Unleash your Horsemen of the Apocalypse, bringing about the Dead rising from the Grave. This will all be done from a Medieval Castle, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new leader.

Trust us, it’ll all come together in the end.